Flaccid Phallic Ruminations

There is just something innocent and inherently cute about a flaccid cock. While soft, it poses no threat of penetration, has no sexual prowess, it's merely a cluster of flesh arranged as a bladder drain, nothing more than a utilitarian dangle tube.

Hairy flaccid dicks act like little turtle heads peeking out from scarfed necks, timid and trembling. They look like eels backing into a furry cave, acting simultaneously confident in, and terrified by, their surroundings. The natural state of male genitals is like an uprooted bush, a tangly mess of protective fur for the vulnerable package to take refuge.

Uncircumcised soft dicks conjure images of aardvarks and elephants, the tips having a nasal, woodwind-like cone of folded flesh, a carrot tip of epidermal overburden. Like a funky, skinny turnip with a pulse.