Beautiful Trim Jobs 2

I figured why not post some cock pics for election day? After all, we got fucked the last two general elections, so why should this one be any different?

Beautiful Trim Jobs

Shaving My Cock and Balls

I shave my cock and balls with greater care and frequency than I shave my face. Shows where the focus of attention in my life is, I guess.

Anyway, I just shaved up my package and thought I'd post how I do it, what techniques I have discovered over the years to achieve quick, safe, accurate results.

I've shaved on the toilet, in bed, outside in a lawn chair, in the shower, on the couch, with or without soap, shave cream, or lotion, using disposable razors, electric shavers, beard clippers, personal trimmers, and Nair. Some methods work better than others, some not at all.

This time I straddled over the tub, a good way to go if you don't want to take a full-on shower.

The ball sack is best shaved when retracted, scrunched close to the body, so I start out by getting my entire groin area under extreme-shrinkage conditions. Cold water run over the area, or splashed, helps get the skin tight and ready for shaving. The penis shrinks into the body, staying out of the way of the sharp blades. Lather up well, and then run the razor under the hottest water you can. This will prepare the blades for less friction on the skin.

I use a Gillette vibrating Venus3 razor. The razor cartridges for the Venus brand, which are for women, have a protective plastic molding around the blades. This really helps navigate the curves and bumps of the male penile-scrotal region. The micro vibrations work wonders to help the blades glide over the skin, and really does work well.

I usually start with the sides, then under the balls. Shaving still excites me, and my dick always responds to the attention it's getting, so I try to get to the top and sides of my cock, where it meets my balls, before I start to get hard. Once I'm hard I can still shave my balls, but I keep the razor away from my dick while it's hard, just as a rule.

Once I'm done with my balls, using minimal strokes so as not to irritate the skin, I do a quick rinse and towel dry. It's hard to get everything, so once I'm dry, I might touch up a bit with an electric razor. I've used Braun and Remington foil shavers which work well. Again minimal passes with the shaver. Foil and blades must be new and sharp, dull blades chafe the skin.

A good shave job may last me a few days, but best results are maintained for me with the electric razor with daily maintenance. I only use the razor when I've gotten a little shaggy down there, but for a 5 o'clock shadow, the foil shaver is the way to go.

Shaved Funky Elephant Toast

I am circumcised, as are most American men my age. Flaccid uncut cocks have this funny look to them, so I call them Funky Elephants.

I often wonder what my foreskin would have looked like. Though I prefer the look of a circumcised dick, maybe because that is what I am used to, I do envy uncircumcised guys. They've got all this extra skin to jerk off with, must be nice. Plus I have heard that because the head is not exposed to the elements, it gets less rubbing on your underwear all the time, so it's more sensitive. That sounds pretty good, but I do wonder if it is harder to last longer if the feelings are intensified.

I read about a study that says uncircumcised men are more at risk for HIV. I'm too lazy to Google it right now, but it had something to do with the skin inside the foreskin, that it was easy for the virus to pass through there, like in a wound or a cut.

Not that I'm having tons of unprotected sex, but it's nice to know that the risk for me is that much less, however minuscule.

Anyway here's to the uncut, the Funky Elephants out there. Stroke one out for me will ya? Your cocks are hand job machines!

Genital Grooming

There’s nothing like the feeling of having shaved smooth balls. I’m hooked on it! I also shave the base of my cock, and trim the hair around it and on top. The look and feel of my silken package framed by my other trimmed and sculpted pubes is simply unbeatable.

I first became hooked on trimming my junk years ago, when a lover and I decided to trim and groom together. I got my balls as smooth as I could, while she trimmed and shaved her pussy lips, leaving a small triangle of hair an inch or so above her clit. Her beautiful folds cupped by her thighs, her clitoral hood exposed and peeking out from between her outer lips, and the accent she left on top made it look like a framed work of art. It made eating her out a fine dining experience, because so much more of her pussy could be eaten, as I could get into her lips and folds with my tongue, apply suction, and really lap at her clit without having to struggle to keep her pubic hair out of the way. Pure, unobstructed munching!

Some people worry that the motive for shaving is a prepubescent fantasy. It’s not for me, and even if it was, so what? Two consenting adults shaving their genitals, who cares what their motivation is? If they enjoy it and it brings pleasure to their lovemaking, isn’t that enough to validate the practice? We all remember the innocence of childhood, and those moments of self discovery we all had (or should have had) about our bodies. We experimented with pleasuring ourselves, and at puberty, as our parts began to grow in with hair, I can specifically remember feeling a sense of loss, that all this coarse hair was invading my softest parts. I wanted to stay bald down there!

Once I began to trim myself with regularity, I started to clue in to others shaving habits, or lack thereof. At the gym and the hot springs spa (clothing optional) I began to notice more and more people with carefully groomed areas. It became so commonplace that soon what stood out was the people who weren’t shaving. Men looked like they had teased out afro’s around their penises, just a bushy pile of tangled pubes with their dwarfed little pecker head peeking out. The ungroomed women at the spa started to look like they had huge tufts of extra hair, piled onto pubic bones and thighs like overfilled plates of black spaghetti, spilling out over the sides and onto the floor. The natural state of genitalia began to look as uncivilized and as dirty as the lice infested, dreadlocked, knotted rat’s nest of a homeless man. I became repulsed by pubic hair.

The most notable thing about well-groomed privates, whether male or female, is the pride and revealing nature in which they are presented. I have grown to appreciate the simple beauty of a penis, the delicate floral nature of vaginal curves. These wonderful things, each with so much individuality and character, each totally unique to themselves, deserve to be seen, shown off, and appreciated. Clear away that overgrowth and let your genital beauty shine! Each cock and cunt is its own work of art, a beautiful expression of individuality and self-worth. So shave it and trim it how you please, tame that unruly patch and put your best foot forward! Don’t hide your beautiful privates behind a shaggy fence, but trim back the wilds and show us what you’ve got. Such simple beauty should not be hidden from the world.